Bears Can Climb Faster Than They Can Run

Definitely not a reference from The Office, definitely not quoting Jim Halpert cosplaying Dwight Schrute

Compared to others, black bears are by far the fastest at climbing.

Grizzly bears can also climb, but they are not nearly as quick or as agile as a black bear.

Just for future reference: if you ever encounter a bear, don’t climb a tree to escape